The 2010 Academy Awards

First Off – CONGRATULATIONS SANDRA BULLOCK for winning Best Female Lead Role for the 2010 Academy Awards! That acceptance speech she made was just so funny.

Moving on to the fun parts:

Neil Patrick Harris (Barney Stinson) is just plain AWESOME! I ❤ that he opened the 2010 Academy Awards. He is so talented with acting, singing, and dancing. I wish my arm was the one linked to his instead of one of those girls. I'd love to do a duet with him and even though he's gay, he is my fun Hollywood crush. I ❤ You Neil Patrick Harris!

Cameron Diaz : She looked great last night with her gold dress and her hair down. Her dress seems light and easy to maneuver in. She looks effortless. Grade: A+

Sandra Bullock : Congratulations for Best Leading Female Actress. The Blind Side was a great movie. Her dress is greatly elegant, detailed, and age appropriate. If I wore it, I'd have to suck in my gut the whole night. Grade: A+

Jennifer Lopez : What can I say about this woman? She is just plain beautiful - so beautiful that when she was presenting an award last night, her presenting partner at the stage, Sam Worthington, could not keep his eyes off of her. I adore her whole look. She is always stunning and radiant wherever she goes. Grade: A

Demi Moore : What a romantic gown! I loved how this gown flows from the layered bodice to bigger layered effect at the bottom. This dress would be beautiful as a wedding gown. I so want to wear it. Grade: A+

Penelope Cruz : Not a big fan of her dress. It seemed so bulky and heavy that I felt so bad for her walking around pulling, tugging, and carrying the big mess that trailed behind her. The bust wasn't a great fit either. It seemed like it shifted all the time. It was distracting. Grade: C

Kate Winslet : Very toned down for an incredible actress who won 2009's female leading role. What I love about her is that she's not self absorbed. She is such a classy lady and she's one of the few actresses I respect. Grade: B

Kristen Stewart : Not my favorite actress since I'm not a Twilight fan, but she looked good with this dark gown. She needs to work on her posture though since she looks uncomfortable when she's glammed up. Grade: B

Sarah Jessica Parker : EEeeek!!! I don't care that her dress is a Chanel Haute Couture calibre, it reaked of a wrapped around towel with bedazzeled bead cutouts. Just disgusting. I cant believe she was considered well dressed. Her hair was also out of control. She needed to hair spray those fly aways down like crazy. Grade: F

Miley Cyrus : Loved this dress and the color. A bit plain but it has umph. I adore it. Her makeup is quite stunning as well - very well put together. It's light, fun, and breathable. Grade: A+

Zoe Saldana : Such a talented actress, such a disgusting dress. Like Penelope Cruz, her dress looked heavy and a just a burden. Grade: F

Rachel McAdams : I love this grown! It screams - spring is coming soon so smile! You cant help but love its print, bodice weaving, and its romantic design. Grade: A+

Carey Mulligan : Um, not only could I not stand this whole ensemble, but her hair is so irrelevant to the whole look. This is the most random look, like 1994, of the night full of dissonance and unanswered questions. Not good in my book. Grade: F

Anna Kendrick & Sigourney Weaver : Not a shabby dress for Anna. Sigourney is just awesome! Her dress is so age appropriate and can we just say that she looks fabulous for her age?

Kelly Osbourne & others: Kelly has improved so much that she earns R for respect in my book. I'm not sure about her newly dyed hair but she looks great in that gown. I'm not too keen about the feather-like bottom though.

Ryan Reynolds & Brad Cooper : Smack me in the middle of those two and I will forever be floating in cloud 9. Please include Chris Pine in the mix next time.

Hillary Swank : What happened to her? How in the world did she get so waif like? Girl needs to eat and tone her muscles to get some meat in her.

Oprah Winfrey & Gabourey Sidibe : Oprah presented the nominated Gabourey for Best Leading Actress Award. Even though the award went to Sandra, congratulations to Gabourey for making it in the same category of legends such as Meryl Streep.

Meryl and Amy - aka - Julia & Julie : I love Meryl. She is just damn talented. It's not enough to describe her as talented, but the word "DAMN" has to precede it. She is Sandra Bullock's lover. lol. Amy Adams looks pretty good as well. Congrats future Mama Amy!

Jake Gyllenhaal & Rachel McAdams : What a lovely pair. I'm sure everyone who saw these two paired together secretly wished that they'd take the partnership to the next level. Rumor has it that these two had a lengthy conversation after the show. Perhaps the first stages of getting to know one another?

George Clooney : SMUG!!! I so could not stand this egotistic, self-absorbed actor even though the rest of America thinks he's the hottest man alive. Everyone was laughing at the jokes at the Globes and he sat there with a serious face. Talk about no personality. Um... no, sorry... you're too conceited and you're not as hot as you think. So not dreamy...

Ben Stiller : What a bold statement! I ❤ that he did this. Too bad Avatar didn't win as many awards as it deserves. What is wrong with the Academy?

Christopher Pine : I watched Star Trek like 1 million times and still could not get sick of looking at Chris Pine. His lips are just soooo ... juicy. 😉

Nicole Richie : At this angle, her makeup looks great.